Me: I like green apples.
Boy: You WOULD like green apples.
Boy: It matches your personality.
Me: ..... Because I'm sour and bitter?
Boy: ..... (a smile and a shrug) You're kind of intimidating .....
Me: Well. I am sassy.
Boy: Ya, not so much sour and bitter. Green apples are sassy. You're a sassy green apple.
Me: Ya. That makes sense.