Sunday, November 30, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Anyway. I don't know why I love songs about women being irrational in a rageoholic way. They just make me laugh. Here are a few tender lyrical morsels from Ms. Swift:
And if you’re missing me
I'm killing time, you know, bleaching your clothes.
I'm roasting marshmallows on the fire,
Friday, November 21, 2008
This is the packaging the Deo came in. How could I say no? It even says OMG.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
"The worst, most humiliating baby names"
Ancestry.com shares the silliest, craziest and downright cruelest names of all time...
What would compel a parent to bestow a newborn with a name like “Tiny Hooker” or “Fanny Large”? Or an amusing choice like “Wanna Towell"? It’s not just Hollywood’s elite opting for unique, embarrassing names—throughout history, normal people separated their offspring from the masses with truly terrible names.
In “Bad Baby Names,” Michael Sherrod and Matthew Rayback, of the genealogy Web site Ancestry.com, share thousands of shocking names given to real people, as recorded by the U.S. Census Bureau. Discover the funny names based around common themes, like diseases (Fever Bender, Cholera Peace), food (Bread White, Pomegranate Purple), pets (Good Dog), and if you thought Wednesday Addams was unfortunate—wait till you meet Monday Monday.
Forget Suri or Shiloh – celebrities have given their children far stranger names! Discover the stars' oddest, most bizarre baby names:
Clementine Jane (Ethan Hawke and Ryan Shawhughes)
Knox Leon (Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt)
You'd have to be really sick to infect your offspring with virulent names like these:
Leper Priest (born 1929
With names like "Mayor Bland," it seems like some parents had high, ambitious hopes for their children's future.
The authors found 149 records for people named Lust, 70 for Greed, 12 for Sloth, and 830 for Pride. Which of the 7 deadlly sins was missing? Only gluttony.
Plenty of parents must have thought that naming their child Lucky would translate into a bright future. In 1930 alone, there are 463 Luckys.
Some lucky favorites:
The religious types:
A St. Patrick’s Day feast:
Some parents loved eating so much, they named their kids after favorite meals, snacks—and even condiments:
Bart Simpson pranks
Bart Simpson's prank calls to Moe's Tavern are nearly legendary, but the sad fact is that some people actually go through life with those goofy names. The following Bart creations all exist within the Ancestry.com databases:
Can you even believe that? They're all real! Its a dream come true. For some reason, my favorite is Beef Cooper. Beef! It makes me laugh every time I think about it. Beef.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Behold my newest discovery:
Ban regular scented original roll on. I'm not too crazy about the whole roll on thing, but it smells like pure happiness. Or Jasmine. One of the two.
Seriously... its awesome. My armpits will never be the same.
"Bah... Bill Gates....I knew Bill Gates back when he worked for TRW. He was a monkey and I told him so several times. One day I just walked into his office and said, 'Bill... take a shower!' "
And then he giggled and left. SO I did some research on this guy, and apparently he is 74 and he really DID work with Bill Gates and he's probably a billionaire. I just love him. He's always way funny and talkative when he comes in to the office.
Friday, November 7, 2008
I want: it that way (holla! BSB)
I have: a ridiculous amount of stress.
I dislike: Pumpkin Guts. Ardently.
I miss: the leaves already! They are all on the ground!
I fear: walking up the stairs in the dark. I always think someone is going to grab my ankle.
I feel: hopeful.
I hear: the rowdy employees behind me.
I smell: like the perfume I got for Christmas 2 years ago. I just rediscovered it.
I crave: Chinese food.
I cry: about every other day lately.
I usually: am late. Not to class, but to everything else.
I search: for things I want online.
I wonder: why anyone believes in UFO's.
I regret: dropping my phone in the bath tub yesterday.
I love: life.
I care: about other people's feelings.
I always: watch the discovery channel.
I worry: about things most people don't.
I am not: shy.
I remember: the 1989 loma prieta earthquake. Beat that.
I believe: in a thing called love. Just listen to the rhythm of ma haaaaa. (my heart)
I dance: when no one's looking.
I sing: when I'm in a really good mood.
I don't always: speak with delicate tact.
I argue: mostly only with rude people.
I write: about things that make me laugh. Or cry. Or think.
I win: whenever I play BS. I'm a people reader. Lie detector. Call it what you will.
I lose: staring contests. I just have dry eyes okay??
I wish: I was awesome at doing my homework.
I listen: to a ton of different types of music.
I don't understand: how some people can be so rude without being ashamed.
I can usually be found: in my bed.
I need: to rearrange my room. My bed is next to my gappy window. Burrrr!
I forget: to eat sometimes.
I am happy: when I'm with family and friends.
I tag: Alyson Robinett and Jessica Liening!
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Ya. Awesome. No wait I meant Lame. Its too small to be my foot. I measured. I pretty much know who it was. But it was like a year ago and I've let by gones be by gones. But I think its comical in a slightly angering way.