Thursday, August 27, 2009

If he succeeded in being acquitted, is it really a FAIL?

There are no words capable of improving this. So I'm letting it be.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

August is Splendid.

There is about a 1 to 2 week lag between housing contracts in Provo. This creates a sort of ghost town, where all the apartments are empty and all the students still here are living out of their cars. Literally.
This leaves very little room for the transport of floaty toys on the way to the pool.

So... it just looks like we are driving around Provo wearing nothing but airmattresses. False. We are in our swimsuits. But it looks really funny.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

So I have blog-background changing ADD

Sue me.

Quote of the Day

"Did you just call me emo? Do I look emo? Am I wearing skinny jeans and converse and a shirt that says 'I want to kill myself'? "


Edumacation Week

Education Week = EFY for old people, minus the T-shirts and cheering, and hopefully minus the dances. Shudder.

During education week, BYU is FLOODED with old ladies and a few old men. This would be okay if it were confined to campus. But no. I went out to lunch yesterday to Zupas, which is my favorite place to eat lunch EVER... and there was a herd of grannies clogging up the line. And every granny was saving a spot in line for 5 of her granny girlfriends, and the tables all had purses and jackets put on them to save their spots. I love old ladies. They are fun. But NOT in quanities large enough to force this poor young man to share a table with 5 geriatric strangers.

The poor little lamb. Those ladies cut in front of me in line. 3 of them. And none of them knew what they wanted. And they kept asking to taste everything, and asking for extra non-fat poppyseed dressing... and on and on and on.
All I ever wanted was a turkey bacon avacado panini.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Getting to knowwww youuuu...

Answer these without fibbing!

1. What's the last thing you put in your mouth? My Retainer. Sexy.
2. Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew? Why yes. Yes I have.
3. Where was your profile picture taken? Llama Fest '09
4. Who was the last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20? Nicole and Michelle
5. Can you play guitar hero? She's my... cherry pie...
6. Last time you walked further than a block? I walked to the grocery store last night.
7. Name someone that made you laugh today? My mom's quote on Tami's blog haha.
8. How late did you stay up last night and why? probably midnightish. I fell asleep in my clothes on my bed with the light on and everything. Weird.
9. If you could move somewhere else, would you? Right now? no. I hate moving.
10. Ever been kissed under fireworks? No and its starting to piss me off.
11. Do you believe exes can be friends? Umm.. I can't. Maybe some people can, but not me.
12. Do you like calling or texting better? I like talking a la telephone.
14. When was the last time you cried really hard? hmmm.... Probably June 31st.
15. Where is your biological father right now? Snoring in his bed in K-town.
16. Where are you right now? My Bed.
17. What bed did you sleep in last night? Mine no dur.
18. What was the last thing someone bought for you? Thai food!!! mmmmm.
19. Who took your profile picture? Matt Haggard?
20. Who was the last person you took a picture of? I don't even know.
21. Was yesterday better than today? Both days were excellent thank you.
22. Can you live a day without TV? Ya. I haven't watched TV for a long time.
23. Are you a bad influence? Not really. But it probably depends on who you ask.
24. What items could you not go without during the day? Deodorant. It just feels wrong to not wear any. And I guess clothes.
25. Would you share a drink with a stranger? Nope.
26. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? Mama Booth.
27. What does the last text message in your inbox say? I meant for there to be a comma after the need to
28. What are you wearing? Giant green pj pants with little fleur de lis all over them and a black tank top.
29. How many times have you been pulled over by the police? Uno.
30. If we were to look in your inbox, what would we find? Lame stuff.
31. Has anyone ever called you perfect before? Ya. Weird.
32. What song is stuck in your head? The into to "Boston" by Augustana. Its pretty!
33. Someone knocks on your window at 2 am, who do you want it to be? First of all, there will be no knocking. My bed is right by my window and that would creep me out. Maybe they could throw a pebble. Second of all, it would be some boy who realized that he was in love with me in the middle of the night and couldn't wait to tell me.
34. Who was your last missed call on your phone? Mike.
35. Can you handle the truth? Usually not. But if you lie to me there will be hell to pay.
36. What was the last book you read? The BOM
37. Is there something you always wear? Eyeliner.
38. Have you ever crawled through a window? Yes
39. What's something that can always make you feel better? Junk fooooood!
40. What do you want right now? The ability to turn back time, so that I could get to bed before midnight.
41. Look behind you, what do you see? A yellow wall.
42. Have you ever worked in a food place? Coldstone Icecream. I gained like 12 delicious pounds in the first 2 months.
43. Could you answer all of these questions honestly? yes!

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

I loooove pooping in the shower.

Oh wait. No, no I do not enjoy doing that. But I loooooove coming home from Disneyland and seeing that the new home owners rearranged my room for me.

They were even nice enough to tell me where they hid my bedding.

And I am especially excited to be able to cook my food in the uninstalled oven which is in the living room. After I take it out of the unplugged fridge. Which is also in the living room. Next to my washer and dryer.

But the very best thing of all, is the fact that there are no blinds up in my whooole apartment. So I have to army crawl if I'm not dressed before the sun comes up. Joy. Boundless joy.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Quote of my LIFE

I'll give you one guess as to who said it.

"The ball is in HIS court to ask me out.... He is so ugly now. And I love it. Really though."

Friday, August 7, 2009

Quotes of the Vacation

We went on a family road trip this last week to Disneyland. Here are a few quotable gems from the ordeal:

"Dude I would have HATED vietnam. Little kids would shine your shoes and put bombs in 'em."

"What does BONO sing?"

"Where is my Coke? (serious face) NO GAMES!"

"I had a dream mom was doing cartwheels and smoking weed. And she wouldn't give me any!"

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Swing Swing (from the tangles of my heart)

Behold: I have created a masterpiece.

Do not be jealous of my swing. It only took me 4 attempts over the course of 2 months to perfect it. I refuse to swing on a wobbly swing. Also, throwing the rope over the branch was both more difficult and more dangerous than I had initially surmised. A stick hit me directly in the eyeball. And alllll sorts of tree debris and what not found its way down my shirt. But I emerged victorious. You are all welcome to swing. But be warned... if you vandalize my swing I will vandalize your face. That is all.