We went on a family road trip this last week to Disneyland. Here are a few quotable gems from the ordeal:
"Dude I would have HATED vietnam. Little kids would shine your shoes and put bombs in 'em."
"What does BONO sing?"
"Where is my Coke? (serious face) NO GAMES!"
"I had a dream mom was doing cartwheels and smoking weed. And she wouldn't give me any!"