...and hours of nightmares ensued. This is a picture from (this article) which I found on cnn.com.
CNN? Are you crapping me? Pardon my fake curse word. Hoax or no hoax, just the fact that this creeptastic picture made it onto the fairly respectable pages of CNN makes me think twice before gallivanting around in any wooded area any time soon. Here's the thing, CNN doesn't completely shut it down as fake. Like, there is some web editor shaking in his wittle bootsies because there's just not enough evidence yet that the story isn't legitimate. That is what is so unsettling about it. There have been no follow up articles headed as "Big Foot in the Freezer a Hoax" or anything of the sort!
I want to get to the bottom of this. You can't just dangle a grotesque rotting sasquatch corpse in front of me and expect me to sleep soundly at night until I know the truth. Dearest Discovery Channel.. This is something I think you should pick up. Get in there. Get dirty. Have Sasquatch week, whatever it takes! How have you not jumped on this big hairy bandwagon yet? For shame. So this is my ultimatum for all of the 'squatch scientists out there:
Either prove all this business false, or invent the best darn sasquatch repellent you can muster and send it to me pronto. That's not a request.
Kristin this is Zach speaking via Alyson's Blogworld. I just wanted to let you know that finally someone has blogged a blog that is worth reading;What does the blog world need? You said it sister: Big Foot Big Foot Big Foot. Actually all of your blogs are funny I read them all. Congratulations on being my favorite blogger. You go girlfriend.
ReplyDeletehahahah. Hi zach! i'm glad you think i'm funny. sometimes i read what i wrote and wonder how i have friends. I'm honored to be your favorite blogger.
ReplyDeleteOkay. So, I first saw this story approximately 3 days ago. It disturbed me, (you know how intense my big-foot-aphobia is) so I have been following it closely. Scientists that have done studies so far (gathered from samples that the two guys in georgia that found it have) states that the DNA is part human, part opossum. I am not making this up. However, the guys who supposedly have the corpse in their fridge won't let anyone see it up close and personal.
ReplyDeleteAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
part opossum??? what??????????
ReplyDeleteand ya, i thought about you when i posted this. sasquatch... the door is open... come on in....
my brother in law is a whole hearted Big Foot believer, I guess his Grandpa was somehow involved in the hunting of big foot or something like that, he can tell you all the legends..it's fun
ReplyDeletemy brother in law is a whole hearted Big Foot believer, I guess his Grandpa was somehow involved in the hunting of big foot or something like that, he can tell you all the legends..it's fun
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