Speaking of the Grinch...

So. I was sad last Saturday. Mostly because I am a single white female. My race really has nothing to do with it, but I wanted to use that phrase. Anyways. Single White Female... emphasis on the single.

Anyways. Whilst I was being a weepy baby I looked in the mirror and realized, that when I cry, I look like the Grinch, but red. My face puffs out to ridiculously unreal proportions and I get red blotches all over my face. Also, it makes my eyelashes look AWESOME.

This is why I'm single.