Tuesday, February 17, 2009

"oooh They'll Bite Your Face Off!"

$10.00 to anyone who can name the lovely woman responsible for the title quote of this blog. Hint: She prefers that no one ever quote her. Ever. But the tidbit above was originally prefaced with the statement:

"Monkeys are mean!"

Put the two phrases together and you will have exactly what popped into my head while I was reading THIS. Not only was this article horrifying in every way, it reinforced my belief that wild exotic animals are not meant to be pets.


I don't care if they wear pants and eat at the dinner table. Chimps are not meant to live with the elderly. They will bite your face off. I don't blame the chimp. I feel bad for the chimp. I MOSTLY blame the owner who called 911. I kind of blame the victim, but I also feel bad for her so I can't fully blame her. But friends don't let friends own CHIMPS for crying out loud. They are crazy!


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  1. jackie herselfFebruary 18, 2009 at 12:02 AM

    skb. $10 = you can just buy me a cap sleeve shirt from the bookstore. and its true. friends dont let friends own chimps. you, my dear, will NEVARRR own a chimp on my watch.

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  2. TamiFebruary 18, 2009 at 11:37 PM

    Also. It was rumored that the chimp ate "Xanax and tea" before the mauling began. Make of that what you will.

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