Thursday, November 19, 2009

Sick Nasty.

I got crop dusted today. Twice. Not familiar with the term?

crop dusting. verb. definition: Passing gas in a stealth manor, usually while walking through a crowd or a group, so that someone else gets blamed for the stench, or at the very least people besides the assailent must suffer it.

It is soooo much worse to get crop dusted when it is cold outside, because you can actually feel yourself passing through someone else's cloud. Woof.


  1. i got crop dusted in my mouth once. i dont know how it happened, but immediately after, i passed away.

  2. Ha ha ha ha. Never heard that term before. Ha ha ha ha

  3. Totally happened to me yesterday at school! I was walking behind a large man up some stairs, and then it was in my face! Seriously!?!? What is wrong with these people? No sphincter muscles I guess. I am so sorry we had to share this experience.

  4. It must be Karma, getting you back for that time you farted into the camera during a home movie.