Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Avert Your Eyes

Apparently, I have laser beams for eyeballs.

I met a new boy today. He seemed pretty cool... EXCEPT... every time we made eye contact he started blinking uncontrollably. I seriously almost laughed in his face like 3 times.

What's a girl to do?

Obviously, he's just unaccustomed to viewing devastating beauties such as myself up close in real life.

Or I am Godzilla. One of the two.


  1. Or he has overactive eyelid muscles.

  2. Kristin, I need to hear this story in full when we are both in Provo again!

  3. Oh giiiiirl, you know you be making dudes rapid-blink for years! You're just that bright and lucious! ;)