So. I'm about 75% sure some guys just threw some firecrackers onto my balcony. Which is really, really, lame in my eyes. Two guys were laughing and talking outside... and then I heard a symphony of super loud snaps and pops right outside my window. I could feel the pops bouncin off... I mean, my bed is right against my outside wall. The commotion was followed by silence. And then a couple muffled mannish giggles.
If a guy wants to get my attention, he can freaking walk up to me and say hi. Who on earth sits there and thinks to himself... "I like(hate?) that girl with the balcony. I think I'll throw some deafening explosives at her window, and then she'll totally pay attention to me!"
Sorry guys, I will never come anywhere near you. I'm allergic to jack-aces.
Anyone with that thought process does not even warrant a peek through the blinds. So I waited about 20 minutes and then went to check it out. There were no burn marks or anything like that. I turned off my porch light and came back inside. But don't worry. They are setting off huge illegal fireworks between our buildings now.