Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Snap Crackle & Pop

So. I'm about 75% sure some guys just threw some firecrackers onto my balcony. Which is really, really, lame in my eyes. Two guys were laughing and talking outside... and then I heard a symphony of super loud snaps and pops right outside my window. I could feel the pops bouncin off... I mean, my bed is right against my outside wall. The commotion was followed by silence. And then a couple muffled mannish giggles.

If a guy wants to get my attention, he can freaking walk up to me and say hi. Who on earth sits there and thinks to himself... "I like(hate?) that girl with the balcony. I think I'll throw some deafening explosives at her window, and then she'll totally pay attention to me!"

Sorry guys, I will never come anywhere near you. I'm allergic to jack-aces.

Anyone with that thought process does not even warrant a peek through the blinds. So I waited about 20 minutes and then went to check it out. There were no burn marks or anything like that. I turned off my porch light and came back inside. But don't worry. They are setting off huge illegal fireworks between our buildings now.


  1. actually, i bet the reason you didnt look outside was because you were scared out of your mind someone was trying to kill you.

  2. One time i liked a girl, so i spit on her.

  3. I really, really hope you are lying to me.

  4. I have a story, so sorry for the soon to be long comment. When I was at BYU Idaho one late night we were watching TV, mind you it was about 1:30 in the morning and there was a bright flash at our window (we were on the 3rd floor) like five time, followed by a knock on our window. We though this was odd since there was so humanly (spiderman excluded) way that a person could reach our windows, so we go look out the window and there is a person right in front of the window. So I screamed bloody murder, and then looked again, and a bunch of boys had duct taped a mask to a bunch of mops and had a spot light...wow...