Statements

There have been a few things I have wanted to say lately. So here they are:

1. Cheddar Quakes are cheeze-puffs from the heavens. They are ricecakes, yes, and I redact any previous statements involving the terms "rice cakes" and "worthless" and "pseudo food" being used in one sentence.

2. I am terrified of Tom Cruise. If I were to see him on the street, I would run the other way as fast as I could. He's loco. Don't even get me started.

3. Cancer sucks. I would like to punch cancer in the face. Also, Mama Booth is fearless. Seriously. I'm not sure what cancer was thinking when it decided to pay her a visit, but its about to get blown away. My mom is the bomb.