Girl (to boy): "You have a really weird thumb."
Boy: "Ya I know (pause). But its good for grabbing people."
Me: " ... "
...followed by my uncontrollable laughter.
Then. He grabbed my arm. He wasn't kidding. He seriously could have snapped my wrist in half with one hand. Super creepy. But also kind of awesome.
P.s. I know both of these people really well. But it probably would have been cooler if some creep off the street grabbed my arm in a ferocious manner. The end.