I went to Las Vegas. It was sooo warm and wonderfu and there was sun and hotness and grass and palm trees. Here are some of the highlights:
Gelato in the catacombs of the Bellagio
Hard Rock Cafe.... best chicken sandwich I have ever eaten in my LIFE.
The water show.
The "fire" show.
NOT ONCE being annoyed by my vacation-mates.
Staying at a friend's house for free!
75 freaking degrees.
Driving around with the windows down.
Walking around inside the sparkly casinos where the nasty-nast porn-hander-outers can't get you.
Visiting the Hoover Dam.
Getting burped on by an extremely intoxicated lesbian.
Jack in the Box tacos.... They are just so wrong that they are right.
I tried on a 5 carat diamond ring at Tiffany's. It was real. The price tag said $313,000.00 Yowsa!
Seeing a ridiculous amount of vanity plates.... My favorite/least favorite.... There was a pink bug with a plate that said "BARBIES" ..... What the freak?
Getting hollered at by the Hookah salesman.
Annnnnnd I consumed an entire jumbo package of cinnnamon bears in less than 24 hours. By myself.