Monday, January 17, 2011

Lars Vargas

I went to Las Vegas. It was sooo warm and wonderfu and there was sun and hotness and grass and palm trees. Here are some of the highlights:

Gelato in the catacombs of the Bellagio

Hard Rock Cafe.... best chicken sandwich I have ever eaten in my LIFE.

The water show.

The "fire" show.

NOT ONCE being annoyed by my vacation-mates.

Staying at a friend's house for free!


75 freaking degrees.

Driving around with the windows down.

Walking around inside the sparkly casinos where the nasty-nast porn-hander-outers can't get you.

Visiting the Hoover Dam.

Getting burped on by an extremely intoxicated lesbian.

Jack in the Box tacos.... They are just so wrong that they are right.

I tried on a 5 carat diamond ring at Tiffany's. It was real. The price tag said $313,000.00 Yowsa!

Seeing a ridiculous amount of vanity plates.... My favorite/least favorite.... There was a pink bug with a plate that said "BARBIES" ..... What the freak?

Getting hollered at by the Hookah salesman.

Annnnnnd I consumed an entire jumbo package of cinnnamon bears in less than 24 hours. By myself.

Weekend: Success.


  1. We both blogged in lists. This is why I love you.

  2. I miss weekend trips to Las Vegas. When I tell that to people out here they think I'm crazy. They just don't understand how fun and vice-free it can be. And how warm in the winter. And how shiny :)