Monday, June 23, 2008

Thanks for Nothing

Dear Anonymous Guy,

Thank you for making me cry on the floor of my bedroom for a week. Thank you for ruining my self esteem, and being the biggest let down of my life. Thank you for pretending you didn't know me at all. Thanks for pretending you didn't see me at that concert last year. Thank you for not keeping any of the plans YOU MADE. And, Thank you for still occasionally ruining my day after all this time.

Love, Me.


Dear Universe,

Thank you for letting him get worms while he was on his mission.

Love, Me.

6 comments:

  1. oh, sissy! I'm sorry. Who is this dirtbag...er ...wormbag? I hate him.

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  2. PS your page is so beautiful it makes me want to sing. The end.

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  3. baaaa hahaha. Oh you know. Just a stupid boy.

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  4. you should add... "And thank you most of all for marrying someone else and not me" 'Cause He is not anywhere near good enough for you and way too skinny !

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  5. oh man... you're right mom! Ha ha I love you.

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  6. That last bit was basically awesome. About the worms. The rest - sigh - I feel ya sista. Sucks. Press on! Press on!

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