FINE.

This is my birthday list. So everyone can just stop hassling me about it. I don't like making birthday lists, because really, there isn't anything I'm dying to have. Like ever. BUT... Here is what I've got so far, mostly things that I'm too cheap to buy for myself.

• Keith Urban's "Defying Gravity" CD. I never thought I would ask for another CD in my whole life, but since the little angel on my shoulder finally whooped the little devil on my shoulder's arse, I started actually paying for music downloads. And I would much rather someone else buy me music... which should be FREE. But whatever. I digress.
• On that same note. Pun intended. I would love an iTunes gift certificate.
• Bling. As in, jewelry. I rarely buy it for myself unless Claire's is having a "buy 10 for 10" sale. And I'm being serious. I don't like to wear rings or bracelets. But feel free to shower me with earrings and necklaces.
• Some sort of teeth bleaching thing.. I don't have like, a cheese smile or anything but a couple crest white strips every now and then make me feel so fresh and so clean.
• I would love love love love love to go to the Brad Paisley concert in September or something. Or, if there is a Rascal Flatts concert somewhere reasonably soon (or far away, whatever.) I would love that equally as much. Because I have never seen Rascal Flatts in concert and I LOVVVVE them. But Brad Paisley would be ideal.
• I need a new battery AND new charging cord for my laptop. I'll buy them myself if I have to, the charger has started spewing out some serious sparks, even though I taped up the frayed part. And the battery can only hold a reasonable charge if I let it sit unused for like, 2 days.

That is all I can think of. DON'T ASK ME FOR ANY MORE IDEAS. I think this is the longest list I have ever made.