Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Dirty dirty

Dear dirty pervert,

You have a gross mustache, and you are short. I was just trying to be polite by saying "hi" in passing. Didn't your mother ever teach you that it is impolite to stare? Especially if you link the awkwardly prolonged eye contact with an inquiry as to an individuals price. I am not a hooker. Do not ask me "how much" I am. Do not circle me like a buzzard as I walk by. And get your hand off your dirty goatee encrusted chin. Pull that shh again and I will destroy your manhood.




  1. I will hold him down while you strap on your steel-toed boots. He had better watch his stuff.

  2. Oh Kristin, you make me laugh! (I know this probably was no laughing matter, he really sounds like a creep, but the way you wrote it was perfect) :)