I found this note on my car when I left for work this morning.
"Please do not park this close to my car again unless you want me to ram your car to get out - I am disabled and won't be able to help it. Legally you need to leave 2 feet between bumpers to avoid this."
I would rather this girl ram my car with her car, than ram my heart with her words. I was trying not to block a driveway. I was only there for 2 hours. We were on the street. HOW WAS I TO KNOW?
The worst part is... When I first saw this note I thought it was a nice note from my roommate. I was sorely mistaken. SORELY.