Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Dear Mean Note Writer

I found this note on my car when I left for work this morning.

It says:

"Please do not park this close to my car again unless you want me to ram your car to get out - I am disabled and won't be able to help it. Legally you need to leave 2 feet between bumpers to avoid this."

I would rather this girl ram my car with her car, than ram my heart with her words. I was trying not to block a driveway. I was only there for 2 hours. We were on the street. HOW WAS I TO KNOW?

The worst part is... When I first saw this note I thought it was a nice note from my roommate. I was sorely mistaken. SORELY.


  1. Ugh. Some people's children. And their passive agressive notes. But I'm confused...she got out that time didn't she? Or did you leave first? Either way, she's crazy.

  2. I am confused about how being disabled means that she can ram your car if you park too close to it again....Like, with her wheelchair?

  3. Whatever you do, don't passive-aggressive-ly retaliate -- there's no need to extract further revenge on the already damned.