Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Dear Mean Note Writer

I found this note on my car when I left for work this morning.


It says:

"Please do not park this close to my car again unless you want me to ram your car to get out - I am disabled and won't be able to help it. Legally you need to leave 2 feet between bumpers to avoid this."

I would rather this girl ram my car with her car, than ram my heart with her words. I was trying not to block a driveway. I was only there for 2 hours. We were on the street. HOW WAS I TO KNOW?

The worst part is... When I first saw this note I thought it was a nice note from my roommate. I was sorely mistaken. SORELY.

3 comments:

  1. Ugh. Some people's children. And their passive agressive notes. But I'm confused...she got out that time didn't she? Or did you leave first? Either way, she's crazy.

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  2. I am confused about how being disabled means that she can ram your car if you park too close to it again....Like, with her wheelchair?

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  3. Whatever you do, don't passive-aggressive-ly retaliate -- there's no need to extract further revenge on the already damned.

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