The curse is officially broken. Come April 2nd, I will NOT be celebrating not having kissed anyone for the 7th year running. (See last year's post) Thank you to everyone who still believed I was kissable after such a heinous amount of time, and thank you yucky alarm for allowing someone to break the curse. Life is good.
No more details on the matter will be discussed here under penalty of disembowelment.
The curse is broken. The end.